The Adam and Eve Story is Stupid

Not only is the Adam and Eve story stupid, it makes the Abrahamic god “Yahweh” or “El” (whichever you want to call him) seem like even more of an asshole than he already seems like. Sure, you can read a book by Dan Barker to get a full picture of what an asshole the Abrahamic god is, but why not start by taking a look at the first story in the Bible. Which is really about God’s favorite candy bar. Continue reading

What Judaism actually is

Only about 0.00000001% of people on the planet might know for sure what Judaism actually is. Maybe? In the opinion of this website, we have recently found the most solvent theory findable. We’ll keep it short and sweet. If you enjoy your current notions of what Judaism is and you don’t want to feel like it’s been demystified and spoiled for you, you might not want to read this article. But if you want to know, read on! Continue reading